Live So That You Can At Least

Lots Of Folks Confuse Bad Management With Destiny.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Many A Family Tree Needs Trimming

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.

Kindness Goes A Long Ways Lots Of Times When It Ought To Stay At Home.