Live So That You Can At Least

It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor, But It Might As Well Be.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.