Many A Family Tree Needs Trimming

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

Some People Are So Sensitive That They Feel Snubbed If An Epidemic Overlooks Them.

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.