Many A Family Tree Needs Trimming

Who Remembers When We Used To Rest On Sunday Instead Of Monday?

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.