Many A Family Tree Needs Trimming

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.