Many A Family Tree Needs Trimming

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

Most Parents Don't Worry About A Daughter Until She Fails To Show Up For Breakfast.

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.

Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't Swallow It.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.