Whoever Takes Just Plain Ginger Ale Soon

Every Father Expects His Boy To Do The Things He Wouldn't Do When He Was Young.

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I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.