I Haven't Heard Of Anybody Who Wants

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion