Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The Hatchet.

Some People Are So Sensitive That They Feel Snubbed If An Epidemic Overlooks Them.