Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

Fashion: A Barricade Behind Which Men Hide Their Nothingness.

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.