Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

A Never-failing Way To Get Rid Of A Fellow Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.

I Never Saw An Athletic Girl That Thought She Was Strong Enough To Do Indoor Work.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.