A Friend That Ain't In Need Is

Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said All He Knows

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.

Who Remembers When We Used To Rest On Sunday Instead Of Monday?

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.