A Friend That Ain't In Need Is

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.

Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.