A Friend That Ain't In Need Is

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor, But It Might As Well Be.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

There's Many A Slip Twixt The Blueprints And A New House.