Making A Long Stay Short Is A

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

Every Father Expects His Boy To Do The Things He Wouldn't Do When He Was Young.

Bees Are Not As Busy As We Think They Are. They Just Can't Buzz Any Slower.

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.