Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously - The Sweet, Subtle Satisfaction Without The Risk.

Whoever Takes Just Plain Ginger Ale Soon Gets Drowned Out Of The Conversation.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.