It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor,

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

I Never Saw An Athletic Girl That Thought She Was Strong Enough To Do Indoor Work.