It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor,

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

Intelligent People Are Always On The Unpopular Side Of Anything.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.