Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative

A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About Something Else.

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.