A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

The Safe Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over Once And Put It In Your Pocket.

If At First You Do Succeed Don't Take Any More Chances.

One Of The Commonest Mistakes Is Thinking Your Worries Are Over When Your Children Get Married.

Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing Nothing That They Seem Indispensable.