A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

Women Seem To Be All Right On Bargains Till It Comes To Picking Out A Husband.

Every Father Expects His Boy To Do The Things He Wouldn't Do When He Was Young.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.