A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

Folks That Blurt Out Just What They Think Wouldn't Be So Bad If They Thought.

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.