Only One Fellow In Ten Thousand Understands

It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor, But It Might As Well Be.

We Like Little Children, Because They Tear Out As Soon As They Get What They Want.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.