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The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

There Is Plenty Of Peace In Any Home Where The Family Doesn't Make The Mistake Of Trying To Get Together.

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.