An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.

No One Can Feel As Helpless As The Owner Of A Sick Goldfish.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

I Don't Look For Much To Come Out Of Government Ownership As Long As We Have Democrats And Republicans.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed