Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.