Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

It Isn't Enough For You To Love Money - It's Also Necessary That Money Should Love You.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.