Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.

Only One Fellow In Ten Thousand Understands The Currency Question, And We Meet Him Every Day.