All The World Loves A Good Loser.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An Uninvited Guest.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

A Bad Cold Wouldn't Be So Annoying If It Weren't For The Advice Of Our Friends.