The Worst Feature Of A New Baby

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

Folks That Blurt Out Just What They Think Wouldn't Be So Bad If They Thought.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.