It Isn't Enough For You To Love

It Seems That Nothing Ever Gets To Going Good Till There's A Few Resignations

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less When You Can Get More.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.