If At First You Do Succeed Don't

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.