If At First You Do Succeed Don't

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

All The World Loves A Good Loser.