Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little

Now And Then An Innocent Man Is Sent To The Legislature.

Most Parents Don't Worry About A Daughter Until She Fails To Show Up For Breakfast.

Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't Swallow It.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.