Laugh, And The World Laughs With You.

Every Once In A While Someone Without A Single Bad Habit Gets Caught.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

A Never-failing Way To Get Rid Of A Fellow Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.

The Rich Man And His Daughter Are Soon Parted.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.