None But The Brave Can Live With

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son

Most Parents Don't Worry About A Daughter Until She Fails To Show Up For Breakfast.

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion

Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said All He Knows

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified