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Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.