Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing

Whoever Takes Just Plain Ginger Ale Soon Gets Drowned Out Of The Conversation.

I Never Saw An Athletic Girl That Thought She Was Strong Enough To Do Indoor Work.

Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An Uninvited Guest.

Don't Say Yes Until I've Finished Talking. - Attributed To Many Hollywood Executives Lots Of Folks Confuse Bad Management With Destiny.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.