Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

The Reason The Way Of The Transgressor Is Hard Is Because It's So Crowded.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.