I Will Say This For Adversity: People

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

Lots Of Folks Confuse Bad Management With Destiny.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.