Of All The Home Remedies, A Good

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't Swallow It.