Of All The Home Remedies, A Good

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The Hatchet.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.