Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's

Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.

After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't Take Long For Someone To Bob Up That Used To Sit By Him In School.

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.