Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.

In Order To Live Off A Garden, You Practically Have To Live In It.