Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.

Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To Borrow Your Neighbor's Newspaper.

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son

There's Another Advantage To Being Poor - A Doctor Will Cure You Faster.