Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.