Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "

Now And Then An Innocent Man Is Sent To The Legislature.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.