Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

Plain Spoken People Get Most Of The Recognition Because Folks Are Afraid Of Them.

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously - The Sweet, Subtle Satisfaction Without The Risk.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.