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We Can Tell That A Good Name Is Better Than Riches By Those Who Prefer The Riches.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

No One Can Feel As Helpless As The Owner Of A Sick Goldfish.