Everybody's Funny In Different Ways.

So Instead Of Talking About Theoretical Ways Of Ending The War And Violence, I Say That We Have To Get Rid Of The Individual Asholes In Each Office And Situation.

I've Been To Japan, I've Been To China, I've Been To Africa, I've Been To The Middle East, I've Been To Europe A Little Bit. I've Never Been To South America.

My Stand-up Act? I Combine The Fact That The World Is A Violent Place With The Fact That Each Person Is Responsible For The Situation They Are In.

Humanity Is A Crazy Contradiction. I Accept Us For Who We Are. We're Not That Great. Every Time We Take A Step Forward We Go Back To The Same Primitive Behavior. We're Meant To Be This Way. It's Not Our Fault, It's Just Who We Are.

It’s Sad. Marxism Didn’t Work. Communism Didn’t Work. Capitalism Doesn’t Work. Nothing Works. Even Democracy Doesn’t Work. Democracy-the Greatest Form Of Government And We Have Two Choices For Who’s Our Leader. In Fascism You Only Have One Choice. That’s Great. We Have One More Choice Than The Worst Form Of Government.