Everybody's Funny In Different Ways.

People Say History Is Boring, And That Is True Because People Are Boring. We Haven't Changed Since Time Began. We're Still The Same.

Everybody's Got A Different Sense Of Humor. It's Just Different Styles.

Well... You Know, I Would Wake Up With A Terrible Hangover In A Jail Somewhere And Worst Part Was That I Would Not Know Why I Was There.

Stand-up Is Live, So I'm Used To Being Live For Most Of My Career. It's Interesting.

The Earth Is A Used Kleenex On The Universe's Nightstand.