The Earth Is A Used Kleenex On

I've Been To Japan, I've Been To China, I've Been To Africa, I've Been To The Middle East, I've Been To Europe A Little Bit. I've Never Been To South America.

I Write All The Time - I Write Poetry, I Love To Write

The Only People Who Like To Live Alone More Than Comics Are Priests.

I Always Wanted To Write As Much As Perform.

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.