Everybody's Got A Different Sense Of Humor.

I Think I Identify More With The Smart Guy, But Most People Might Take Umbrage At That. I Like To Think Of Myself As A Real Thinker, But I Suppose People Might Beg To Differ.

I Think Helen Of Troy Must Have Been Pretty Hot. She Got Two Countries Going Crazy For 10 Years Over Her.

I Would Say Most Comedians Have A Very Cynical Worldview Of The Way The World Can Work. It's Almost Like If You Didn't, You Couldn't Be A Comedian.

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.

For The Most Part, Comedians Are Pretty Friendly With Each Other. They Always Say They Badmouth Each Other, But Most Of The Time, They're Friends. We're The Only Ones That Can Really Stand Our Type Of Humor.