You Can’t Make Everybody Laugh. You Gotta

You Know, The Funny Thing About Lorne And That Show Is That, You Can Go Over One Million Things, But In A Business Of Bean Counters, He Still Likes To Laugh At Small Things And Creates A Show Around It.

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.

Humanity Is A Crazy Contradiction. I Accept Us For Who We Are. We're Not That Great. Every Time We Take A Step Forward We Go Back To The Same Primitive Behavior. We're Meant To Be This Way. It's Not Our Fault, It's Just Who We Are.

You Know How It Is With Writing. You Just Write What You Want To Write. There's No Way To Predict What Is Good Or Bad. You Just Do What You Think Is Funny, And Either It Works Or You're Finished. It's Impossible To Predict Anything.

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.