Democracy Is Welcoming People From Other Lands,

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I Owe One Thing To My Public - The Best Performance I Can Give.

I Hated My Last Boss. He Asked, Why Are You Two Hours Late? I Said, I Fell Downstairs. He Said, That Doesn't Take Two Hours.

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