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Never Use A Big Word When A Little Filthy One Will Do.

Happiness Is A Tiger In Your Tank And A Pussycat In Your Back Seat.

There's A Lot Of Hypocrisy In Audiences. I'd Never Dream Of Telling Even On A Nightclub Stage, Let Alone My Show, Some Of The Jokes That Are Told In A Lot Of The Living Rooms From Which We Get Those Letters!

Democracy Means Free Television, Not Good Television, But Free.

I Think Students Ought To Have The Right To Protest, But Not To The Point Of Anarchy.