Country Music Is About New Love And

You Might Be A Redneck If The Home Shopping Channel Operator Recognizes Your Voice.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Tore Her Best Dress Coon Hunting.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!