Country Music Is About New Love And

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Hammer Bottle Caps Into The Frame Of Your Front Door To Make It Look Nice.

There's A Whole Segment Of The Population With A Mentality That Bases Good Times On Where They Can Go And What They Can Buy.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.