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Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

A Lot Of People Up North, They Think Everybody From The South Is Married To Their Sister And Has Seen A Ufo. I Told Them, 'i'm Just Dating My Sister And Couldn't Swear That It Wasn't A Weather Balloon.'

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Birth Announcement Included The Word Rug Rat.

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Tore Her Best Dress Coon Hunting.