You Know You're A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If Your House Doesn't Have Curtains, But Your Truck Does.

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Parakeet Knows The Phrase Open Up, Police!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Missed 5th Grade Graduation Because You Had Jury Duty.