I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Every Episode Of Hee Haw On Tape.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are More Than Ten Lawsuits Currently Pending Against Your Dog.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Work With A Shirt Off... And So Does Your Husband.