I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Amuse Yourself For More Than An Hour With A Fly Swatter.

I've Been To All 50 States, And Traveled This Whole Country, And 90 Percent Of The People Are Good Folks. The Rest Of Them Take After The Other Side Of The Family.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.