If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Cartoons Long After Your Kids Get Bored.

You Can Call Us Rednecks If You Want. We're Not Offended, 'cause We Know What We're All About. We Get Up And Go To Work, We Get Up And Go To Church, And We Get Up And Go To War When Necessary.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Has A Beer Belly And You Find It Attractive.

When You're Young And You Get To Choose Between Sleep And Sex You Take Sex Everytime. You Start Getting Older, You Get To Choose Between Sleep And Sex, You Choose Sleep And Just Hope You Have A Dream About Sex.