Now, It's True I Married My Wife

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandfather Completely Executes The Pull My Finger Trick At The Family Reunion.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can't Get Married To Your Sweetheart Because There Is A Law Against It.

Changing A Diaper Is A Lot Like Getting A Present From Your Grandmother - You're Not Sure What You've Got But You're Pretty Sure You're Not Going To Like It.

You Might Be A Redneck If In An Effort To Watch Your Cholesterol, You Eat Spam Lite.

Being A Comedian, People Tell Me Stuff They Shouldn't Tell Their Therapist.