Civilizations Have Been Founded And Maintained On

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

Civilizations Have Been Founded And Maintained On Theories Which Refused To Obey Facts.

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes