Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

The Humble And Meek Are Thirsting For Lood

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

I'd The Upbringing A Nun Would Envy. Until I Was Fifteen I Was More Familiar With Africa Than My Own Body.