Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

Cleanse My Heart... Give Me The Ability To Rage Correctly

I'd The Upbringing A Nun Would Envy. Until I Was Fifteen I Was More Familiar With Africa Than My Own Body.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.