Cleanse My Heart... Give Me The Ability

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

Civilizations Have Been Founded And Maintained On Theories Which Refused To Obey Facts.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.