You Were Born With Your Legs Apart.

Fay: The British Police Force Used To Be Run By Men Of Integrity. Truscott: That Is A Mistake Which Has Been Rectified.

I'd The Upbringing A Nun Would Envy. Until I Was Fifteen I Was More Familiar With Africa Than My Own Body.

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

On Our Way Home We Were Waiting For The Bus When A Very Fat, Pompous-looking Woman Reeled Out Of A Pub Shouting, "melancholia? Ad Nauseam."

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.