You Were Born With Your Legs Apart.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.