You Were Born With Your Legs Apart.

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

Civilizations Have Been Founded And Maintained On Theories Which Refused To Obey Facts.