On Our Way Home We Were Waiting

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.