I'm Too Amused By The Way People

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.