The Kind Of People Who Always Go

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

Fay: The British Police Force Used To Be Run By Men Of Integrity. Truscott: That Is A Mistake Which Has Been Rectified.

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.