By The Time They're Ready To Be

I Spent My First 50 Years Trying To Become Known As A Writer And The Next 30 Trying To Avoid Being Famous. I Walk Down The Street Or Go To A Football Game And People Shout, 'hey Andy'. I Hate That.

If, On The Other Hand, Happiness Depends On A Good Breakfast, Flowers In The Yard, A Drink Or A Nap, Then We Are More Likely To Live With Quite A Bit Of Happiness.

Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

Art Is A By-product Of An Honest And Successful Attempt To Do Something Well.

The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is 23.